And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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