i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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