i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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