This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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