After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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