That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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