Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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