One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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