I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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