he shaved USA in his pubs
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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