Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
