So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he puts the penis in happiness.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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