I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he puts the penis in happiness.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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