That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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