Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
my penis made a compromise with my morals
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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