Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Are we still banned from the library?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
we're so committed to being not committed
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize