Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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