What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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