You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The air was thick with penises
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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