singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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