All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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