never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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