When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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