Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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