I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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