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(212): View more from New York

I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot

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I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship

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(727): View more from Florida

just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later

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