It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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