Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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