If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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