marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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