Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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