Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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