i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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