I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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