Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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