I think I just saw someone hide a body.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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