I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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