saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
These tits shall not be calmed
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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