Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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