Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I touched a dick in church today
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm always down for nudity.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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