just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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