You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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