I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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