Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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