Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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