The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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