idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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