Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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