Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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