we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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