the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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