So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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