Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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