Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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