OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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